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网友各种种失败的瓜果蔬菜…. 这画风,真.歪瓜裂枣!

2022-04-10 |作者:Vancouverheadline | 来源:温哥华头条

很多人都拥有种植梦,

如果不能回老家种地,那么就是在阳台上、花园里也要种点什么。

满怀期待播种下了希望,但最终会收获什么,可能就很随缘了。

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外国网友分享自己的种植经历,来感受一下:

我们种的香蕉,也算是吃上了。

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小辣椒。

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看看我的小南瓜。

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我种的洋葱。

图中有个是买来的洋葱,应该不难猜到是哪个。

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“粒粒饱满”的玉米。

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收获小土豆。

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准备榨果汁。

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小茄子。

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神似玉桂狗的茄子。

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收获了小黄瓜,晚上的沙拉有着落了。

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小番茄。

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本来还想整点番茄酱。

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这是我收获的唯一一个没有裂果的西红柿。

别说,还挺圆润的。

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坚持到最后,还是没有奇迹发生。

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第一次种萝卜,种了两个品种,结果都……

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收获的萝卜都很小,但至少它们都很甜……

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胡萝卜大丰收,

一个人怕是吃不完,要分点给亲朋好友了。

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萝卜种植花式失败集锦。

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我种的甜菜……

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我种的洋葱。

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要来点草莓吗?

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荷兰豆。

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哈密瓜大丰收。

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我种的西瓜。

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削了皮,就不剩啥了。

这菠萝,还是留来装饰用吧。

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你是我的小苹果。

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谁要来点柠檬水吗?

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至少努力过,就可以了……

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Ref:

https://www.reddit.com/r/MightyHarvest/

https://twitter.com/na74/status/1512580424429875201

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黑教父:问号黄瓜❓ 

 

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刺客二条:看来还是需要东方神秘力量的指导

可可西里脊:图片评论 

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Cave_Salamander:上面两个是超市买的,下面那个是我家鸡下的

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人生不搞cp将毫无意义:这题我会,蛋越小营养价值越高,市面上见不到小鸡蛋因为养殖场都会留下第一次下的小鸡蛋

 

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